A few Hoegaardens to help forget this year
Too soon the bar menace show who really care
One-man renaissance, two with the mask he wear
Tracks more feared than a tennis shoe to the rear
Scratch the pen at both ends on the best crime spree
Snatch the gems for denizens, don’t test the limey
Rhymes which stymie Reed, style switch sets the prime tree
Time lapse to catch the nine holder, try as they might cheat
They don’t match his wine beats or trash sign folder
Vault stash to mine gold as the mic goes colder
One step to get the next best thing
Spin with gin n’ blin and sing
Saint of five thousand hotties who hear the song
Tear the thong and ran threw more bodies than Marathon
Now comes the proof for thrillin’ icon following flight
How does a supervillain die on Halloween night?
Colin Klawans 